Children's Book FAIL

Today, DQ brought home the flyer for the first school book fair of the year. Already. School has been in session one week and two days. So, like a great little parent, I was glancing quickly through the flyer before trashing it and stumbled across this little gem...

Now. I realize that my husband is deployed. I realize that I tend to see things a little differently than others. BUT. WHAT?! Do you all see what I see? And the title of the book? Seriously?

Maybe I am just even more messed up than I thought.