Thursday, September 24, 2009

Trivia Queen, That's Me

This evening while eating the girls and I were watching Cash Cab. I needed a break from constant Dora, Diego and Backyardigans. Cash Cab is a trivia show of sorts. I like to be shown how stupid I really am.

Question: What is a word used to describe military members and is also slang for not wearing underwear? (Paraphrased because I really couldn't tell you the exact wording, but that is the gist of it.) Before you read YOU know the answer? Liar!

Me: (Giggling hysterically because the first and only word that came to mind was freeballing and I couldn't figure out the military connection)

DQ: Mom? What's so funny? What's the answer?

Me: (stops giggling, light bulb finally comes on) COMMANDO.

DQ: (puzzled expression) What's so funny?

Me: Shhhh I can't hear the questions!!!! (feeling like a total perv)

Thursday, September 3, 2009

The Toddler Has Issues

The best way to enjoy Yogo bits...especially the purple ones.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Children's Book FAIL

Today, DQ brought home the flyer for the first school book fair of the year. Already. School has been in session one week and two days. So, like a great little parent, I was glancing quickly through the flyer before trashing it and stumbled across this little gem...

Now. I realize that my husband is deployed. I realize that I tend to see things a little differently than others. BUT. WHAT?! Do you all see what I see? And the title of the book? Seriously?

Maybe I am just even more messed up than I thought.