Never Trust A Toddler

The toddler has so many cute things she does...coloring herself with markers, pointing out family members in pictures, begging to "jump, jump", screaming for her sister as soon as she walks in the door from school.

She also loves to smell things. Like the citronella candles on the patio table. She will bring them to me to smell as well. Yesterday, she came to me while I was playing stalker on the computer and wanted me to smell her finger. Like any dumb obliging parent, I smelled her finger.

Later on, I had the pleasure of watching what it was I was smelling. She was taking her little hand and shoving it down the butt of her diaper. She then sniffed her little finger, said yucky and brought the finger for me to sniff. Oh. My. Goodness. Lesson learned.